Optimist: Glass is half full.
Pessimist: Glass is half empty.
Realist: Both of them are right.
Engineer: Glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Cynic: Who the hell drank the other half?
Worrier: The remaining half will evaporate in the next hour.
Opportunist: Thanks for debating while I drink it.
Nihilist: Throw it away, I don’t care
Nudist: Enough for me, I am gonna undress and bath now. If you wish to go, GO.
Dude: Sorry no water, only Redbull.
Babe: Full glass please with a hint of lime, I am dieting baby.
Banker: Please pour it on my sponge, I need to count notes
Alcoholic: No problems, fill it with Blenders Pride…add ice cubes too
Humourist: Full or half, it is two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen. HAHA.
Programmer: Glass is full-empty.
Magacian: I can put the full-half on top.
Call-Center: Remain on the line while we find out for you. (Your call is important to them)
Fanatic: IT IS FUCKING FULL. CAN’T YOU SEE BLIND JERK?
Pseudo Feminist: Give it to the woman in the family and yes you are bigoted, Chauvinist, Biased, Prejudiced and Sexist
Pseudosecular: No Gangajal okay else you’ll lose my support.
Glass: I am not ‘a glass’. I am just made of glass. ._.
Me: Are you sure that ain’t piss?
But who cares, cheerio.